Monday, February 15, 2010

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

This guy is incredible (click)

I can't for the life of me imagine how much time this has taken him.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

I never could read sheet music; Till NOW.....

Pork Anyone?



Addressing a the leaders of the pig farming industry in Argentina, President Cristina Fernandez recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.
“I’ve just been told something I didn’t know; that eating pork improves your sex life … I’d say it’s a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra,” President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.
She said she recently ate pork and “things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true.”
Argentines are the world’s biggest per capita consumers of beef, but the government has sought to promote pork as an alternative in recent years due to rising steak prices and as a way to diversify the meat industry.
“Trying it doesn’t cost anything, so let’s give it a go,” Fernandez said in the televised speech.

Holy Crap

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Sunday, January 24, 2010

The Economic Stimulus Plan

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting program. I’ll explain it using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q.. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely
If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .
If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by
1. spending it at yard sales, or
2. going to ball games, or
3. spending it on prostitutes, or
4. domestic beer or
5. tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..)
Recommendation:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

What a way to go

An average of two people a year die from flatulence.

More pants on the ground

Monday, January 18, 2010

Barrett Jackson Auto Auction


always fun to watch...of course it gets better on the weekend with some huge sales

http://www.barrett-jackson.com/media/television/auctioncoverage/

One of my Favorite sites

http://www.darkroastedblend.com/


I have no idea why my links don't show up and are not clickable...so for now you have to copy & paste...sorry

Whats happening in your City or Town...

find out here

http://www.radioreference.com/apps/audio/?action=top

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Nobody's going to complain about this Plumbers butt

Did you know that

A snowstorm becomes a blizzard when the temp drops below 20° and windspeed hits 35 mph.

Friday, January 15, 2010

The Kitty That Ate Los Angeles

Pants on the ground, Pants on the ground, Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.





I gotta hand it to Jimmy Fallon here. This is a pretty spot on imitation of Neil Young.

The next Taylor Swift?????


A 9 year old who writes, plays and sings her own original songs. Be sure to check out the song "Paradise".

http://www.youtube.com/user/AnnaGraceMusic

Take that PETA


Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally

http://glossynews.com/society/201001070305/activists-missing-after-declaring-war-on-leather-at-motorcycle-rally/